I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So apparently I’m into choking now
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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