People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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