Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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