i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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