This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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