Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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