i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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