dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Randomize
