I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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