Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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