she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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