i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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