that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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