they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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