dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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