I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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