It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You dont lie about slip and slides
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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