is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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