If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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