I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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