careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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