so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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