Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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