it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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