You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Bring me that man meat
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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