I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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