It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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