small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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