But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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