i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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