we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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