ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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