I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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