Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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