okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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