I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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