why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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