she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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