Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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