I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
