how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
