Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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