So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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