Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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