How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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