Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just cut my nipple shaving
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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