Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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