Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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