By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
