i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Enjoy the penises
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
