Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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